Borrowed froma commentor on Fred08.com

A little game, Foxworthy style:

You might be a liberal if…..
You raise taxes $505 million dollars for the children.

You might be a liberal if…..
you are endorsed by NEA.

You might be a liberal if…..
You pardon or grant clemency to 1033 criminals including murderers and rapists.

You might be a liberal if…..
your campaign declares the Reagan Coalition dead.

You might be a liberal if…..
You support a nationwide Federal ban on smoking.

You might be a liberal if…..
You call the President’s strategy an “arrogant bunker mentality".

You might be a liberal if…..
The well respected CATO institute gives you a 45 “F” rating on taxes.

You might be a liberal if…..
You favor giving in-state tuition scholarships to illegal immigrants.

You might be a liberal if…..
Rush Limbaugh spends most of his show pointing why you are not a conservative.

And finally, You might be a liberal if…..
On election night, CNN shows the Democrats yelling, chanting, dancing, and clapping uncontrollably when they hear that you won Iowa!